Subject:  FRIENDS IN LOW PLACES 

Dear Fucker, 

You are my fuckin' friend, And I hope you fucking know that's true. 

No matter what the fuck happens, I will stand the fuck by you.

I will be fuckin' there for you, Whenever the fuck you need me.

To lend you a fuckin' hand, To do a fuckin' good deed.

So fuckin just call on me, Whatever the fuck you need.

And I'll fuckin' always be there, Even to the fuckin' end.

Cause I give a fuck.

Forward this promise to all your fuckin friends to show your 
fuckin friendship and watch who sends it the fuck back to you . . . 

(And fuck you if you don't fucking send it back!)